Current mood: sleepy
Category: Almost Dead Web, HTML, Tech

Circumcision is the new rave in the North.  Remote controls are there to better relationships, and stop communication.  Headphones are the way to the future.  Carbon Minoxide is the latest substance to get you closer to the one you love.  Spa Sydell gift certificates is the nicer way to tell someone they need to pay more attention to their hygene.  Tattoos is the healthier way of cutting yourself.   Wrinkles are there to always keep an ache in your heart.  Bull shitting is the new way to number two, which I never do.  Happy Hannukah.

Cheerio.

Currently listening : Musicforthemorningafter By Pete Yorn

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Automotive

1. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles?
Like a Lion.

2. If the mob was after you, what would you do?
Them.

3. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
I Fall Back On Whoever Is In My Bed Asleep.

4. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you?
I'd Compare It's Penis to a Dog's.

5. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen?
My Mom.

6. What are you looking forward to in the next few months?
Spring Cleaning with Danny Tanner.

7. When will you turn 18?
I Try to Stick to One Corner.

8. If you were being chased by an alligator, what would you do?
I'd Drink Myself Straight..No Chaser.

9. How many pillows are on your bed?
Two Breasticles.

10. What song are you currently listening to?
The Saliva In Bert's Mouth.

11. Have you ever passed out from drinking?
Was That Your Bed That I Woke Up In?

12. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do?
I'd Still Win the Game.

13. What time did you wake up this morning?
3:10am Eastern Time.

14. Do you have any cousins?
Killed Them All. Then, I Slept With Them.

15. Can you imagine yourself living in a cardboard box?
I Slid Down Jessie's.

16. Who was the last person you talked to?
I Only Talk to Inanimate Objects..Like, Handcuffs.

17. What is the WORST subject they teach at school?
Education.

18. Where do you plan on living when you grow up?
Toys R Us

19. What was your dream this morning?
That One Day, This Nation Will Rise Up.

20. How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
I Starred In It. It Was a Home..Bedroom Film.

21. Where was the last place you traveled?
1862

22. How was your past weekend?
Past Weekends..I Road In a Horse and Buggie, Wandered the Woods and Trails of Pioneers, and Road Off Into Sunset.

23. What is your favorite song?
"This Is the Song That Never Ends."

24. If puppies stayed small forever, would you buy one?
Meow.

25. What is the best ice cream flavor?
KY.

26. When was your last kiss?
Five and a Half Years From Now.

27. Do you think you are attractive?
Know.

28. Is someone on your mind right now?
Willie Nelson and His Willy..are Always On My Mind.

29. Can you say the alphabet backwards?
"The Alphabet Backwards."

30. Do you worry about how you look?
I Let Other People Worry, and Go to Therapy, For Falling In Love With Me. No Need For Me to Stress Over My Obsession With Myself.

31. Would you change for a boy/girl?
Being Trans-gender Isn't For Me.

32. Pro-life or Pro-choice?
You Spelt 'Porn,' Wrong.

33. Have you ever been on stage?
Cheeta Cheeta Cheeta Cheeta! Motha Fucckaaa!

34. Can you whistle?
I Hate When Someone's Nose Whistles.

35. Would you do anything for that special someone?
Get Them a Short Bus, and Paint Pretty Liul Flowers On It.

36. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is?
A Guy Whos Name Is Gay.

37. Do you have any plans for today?
I Don't Plan My Killings.

38. Do you hang out with more guys or girls?
I Don't Have a Penis.

39. Why?
God(Me,) Made Me That Way.

40. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend?
Like..a Lion?

41. Do you like the beach?
Nude.

42. What color is your toothbrush?
Let Me Sleep With You, and You'll Find Out.

43. What makes you laugh?
3% Alcohol.

44. Are you ticklish?
No..But My Breasticles Like You To Try.

45. Have you ever been in a hotel room with your friends/opposite sex?
To Bang.

Currently listening : Rabbit Fur Coat By Jenny Lewis with The Watson Twins

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Head Hurts. Web, HTML, Tech

1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Bitch.

2. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
The One I Banged.

3. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
No. Just Bang. It's Like the Movie 'Pretty Woman.'

4. What body part do you wash first?
Yours?..or Mine?

5. Do you have any peircings?
Only In My Aorta.

6. What's the strangest talent you have?
Filling Out Myspace Surveys.

7. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
That's a Personal Question.

8. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
I Only Do Flavored Body Lotions.

9. Have you ever been tied up?
No. I Usually LIve a Relaxing Life.

10. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I'm Not a Very Grounded Person. My Life Is Like a Rollercoaster.

11. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
I Parade Around the Corner.

12. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Two Fucks IN One Night.

13. How many times have you been cussed out?
It's "Cursed." ..Damn Rednecks.

14. Which shoe do you put on first?
The One That Fits the Most.

15. How old are you?
How Old Do You Want Me to Be?

16. Have you ever been to a bar?
I've Been On Top of One.

17. Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common?
They All Miss Me, and I'm Related to All of Them.

18. Did you frenchkiss before you were 16?
No. Just Banged.

19. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Snipe-Hunting??..WTF?!

20. Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
My Grandpaw.

21. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
You Know That Song That Goes "When I Think About You, I Touch Myself"

22. What was your childhood nickname?
Whore.

23. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Last TIme I Banged.

24. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Nope. Only Banged In There.

25. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Banged.

26. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Where Do You Think I Get All of My Nutrition From?

27. How do you normally eat your cookies?
Hhahahah

28. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Are You CallingMe Fat?

29. Name something you do when you're alone?
That's Everday.

30. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I Lose Count. By That Time, I'm Already Too Drunk to Start Counting.

31. How often do you clean out your ears?
My Maid Does That For Me.

32. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Bang.

33. Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name?
I Don't Date Pats.

34. Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
Ewwww.

35. Have you ever played naked twister?
I'm Not a Tornado Chaser, Nor, Do I Aspire To Be.

36. Have you ever been drunk at work?
Have I Ever Been Sober at Work?

37. Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive?
Once Again, No Pats.

38. What does your best friend call you?
All of My Friends Are Dead.

39. How many people would you say you've been in love with?
I Don't Love, I Just Bang.

40. Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
Both..In Bed.

41.Do you have a Laptop or Desktop?
I'll Put My Top In Your Lap On Under the Desk.

42. Who do you call the most?
Your Grandpaw's Name.

43. What is your favorite thing to shop for?
Adult Toys.

44. What is your cell phone provider?
I Don't Give Out My Drug Dealers Information.

45.What is your pet's name?
You.

46. What were you doing 4 hours ago?
Banging.

47. Have you ever fought over the opposite sex?
I'm a Banger, Not a Fighter.

48. Are you good at math?
60 Plus 9, Equals 69.

49. What do you get complimented on the most?
What Don't I Get Complimented On.

50. Do/did you listen to your parents?
Make a Decision. Is It Do, or Did?

51.Have you ever gone to a concert?
Gone All the Way.

52.When was the last time you drove out of town?
Last Time I Banged In the Car.

53. Would you rather own a snake or a rabbit?
Is This an Adult Toy Question?

54. Do you have any siblings? Do you get along?
'Siblings,' Is a Big Word That I Don't Understand.

55. Do you act more silly or serious?
I'm NOt an Actress.

56. Would you rather spend or save your money?
I Spend Other People's.

57. Do you prefer drinking sodas or juices more?
Jesus' Juice.

58. Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Myself. O. The Things I Would Do.

59. What toothpaste do you use?
Elmer's Glue.

60. How do you vent your anger?
With Air.

61. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Jenna Jameson.

62. Last person you went to the movies with?
My Porn Co-Star.

What are you looking forward to right now?
The Next Page, In Your Book.

Best
1. Female friend: Shemale. I Don't Befriend Those.

Last
1. Person you saw: I'm Not a Magician.
2. Talked to on the phone: a Sex Operator.
3. You Texted: Ryan..the Wanna Be Like Shawn.
4. Texted You: Diana..the Whore.
5. Message over myspace: Don..the Cheecher.

1. What are you doing now: Banging.
3. Better than yesterday?: Huh?? I Bang Better Tomorrow.

Currently listening : Post-War By M. Ward

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Life .

*I just walked in the bathroom, barefoot, at work.  I'm wearing a skirt, and part of my skirt went in the toilet.  Walking out of the restroom, I had toilet paper stuck to my foot.  I think I may be channeling Britney Spears.

*I get the creepiest messages on Myspace..and they're all from me.

*I need to go get some more tea.  I'll Be Back. ..Thanks Arnold.

*I just spilt tea, on myself.  It's sticky.

*I want to be a Barbie Bandit.  Anyone want to join? There's an initiation, though..you must sleep with me.

*I once threw up from drinking too much tea.  It twas long ago, in the summer of 2006.  My vomit painted the perfect picture of my lunch.  It's now hanging in the High Museum, on display, for all the world to pine after.

*Ha..Wow.  The "Cumulus Clouds," are Going to Loathe Me After That One.

*Bev..hahaha..hold on..just looked up at the TV..People Are Protesting Kroger Pharmacy.  Anyhoot..Bev Will You Sing at My Funeral?

*I Just Solicited For Prisoners to Call Up.  Phones Lit Up.  Only to Be Disappointed With None of Them Being Inmates, Except My Uncle.

*Myspace Is Going So Fucking Slow, Right Now.  I'm Going to Slit Tom's Throat, and Gut His Testicles, and Feed Them to the Hyenas on Ponce.  Tommy Pickle, That Is.  Don't Want to Go to Jail For Any Threates.  If I'm Going to Go to Jail..It Better Be For Something Grand.  Then, I Can Escape, and Become a Fugitive.  That's When I Will Hop Train, With Jesse James, (and rhyme,) and Head Out West..to Fresca.

*My Nips Are Cold..Like My Hands..Like Your Heart..Like a Dead Person In the Graves I Stumble Upon..and Lay In.

*Fall Out Boy Sucks Old Men Balls.

*www.myspace.com/youraddictiondealer

*All Good Things Must Come to an End.  They Were All Made Up In Your Head to Begin With.

*..Like Jesus.

*Happy Saturday! :D

Currently listening : Alright, Still By Lily Allen

Category: Life

I haven't been able to type any 'blogs,' in the past month, or so..besides the surveys that fill up my time.  My dear friend, Jewel, once said "There's no such thing as writer's block.  It's just you judging your own work, too much."  That's what I've been doing.  I'd also like to blame it on the energy drinks.

So much to catch you up on.  I'm not sure how much my carpal tunnel can handle, though.  So, I'll stop, right here.  I kid.  Damn, sometimes, I'm such a tease.

Since we brought up the subject of energy drinks, let's chat about that.  I gave up energy drinks, for lent.  Oh muh gah..I feel soo much better.  I have my natural energy back, and I can think straight..and not so normal thoughts.  I've been having cravings for them, though.  Today, an Indian came down from the trees, and whispered evil in my ear.  I took a sip of the poison, and my two weeks of pureness, was slithering down my throat.  I had a Monster energy drink.  They keep them in the studio.  Thankfully, after I had it, I felt like crap, and now I know not to touch it, again..the energy drinks..that is.

Since the Be-ul is gone, I've been trying to get use to driving this, modern day, ugly car.  About a month ago, I had a liul problem.  Driving from work, to the gas station to get a bottle of chocolatte milk, the ugly car freaked out on me.  I thought I had ran out of oil..again.  Luckily, the nice gentlelads at Cingular, took me to the gas station.  I ran out of gas.  I jinxed myself after I wrote that blog about running on air.  You would think that I would have learned my lesson.  It was MY lesson, because I don't listen to other people, when they say to not let your car get a quarter passed the half thing. Earlier tonight, I try to start the car..I ran out of gas, again.  Luckily, I had a liul in the can.  I made it to the gas station.  If it were the Be-ul..I could have still gone, at least, five miles, before I had to stop.  I hate stopping for gas.  It bothers me.  It bothers me like you get all hott and bothered when your grandmaw bathes in front of you.

I like to test the waters.  I like to push things to the edge.  I like to read the words I type, and make them sound like a song in my head..and then rhyme..not intentionally. Sorry..had to check out for a sec.  Had to talk about Orgy.  I'm back..back to where I started typing, at the beginning of this paragraph, before I was rudely interrupted by the curious wandering thoughts in my mind.  Death! Die! Murder! Rawwrrr!..that just seemed to fit.  I've recently discovered, that I have some obscure fascination with death.  I'm not a pessimistic person.  In fact, everything..usually..has a happy ending in my fairytale life that I live.  Laying down in my bed, one night last week, not doing anything dirrty, I couldn't fall asleep.  I decided to start writing my obituary.  I find peace in cemetaries.  I see things.  I tend to have thoughts of driving off the road to see what will happen.  I'm a big believer in ALWAYS wearing my seatbelt.  The other night, I decided to take my chances, I didn't wear my seatbelt.  I made it home, safely.  That night, I was having a strange dream.  I've never been in a tornado.  I had a dream that one was coming.  I could feel my self being sucked in by it.  I was helpless, and could do nothing about it.  I was trying to wake myself up, because I started choking on my tongue, and my breathing was cut off in real life..or maybe they are both in real life.  Maybe, it was God telling me not to fuck with things.  Maybe, I'm just delusional in my own mind.

Hahhaha..did I really just do that?! I made myself laugh.  I do that quite often, though, the fact that I was just doing The Robot to "Brass Monkey," made me laugh, out loud in my head.  I smell peanut butter.  I'm eating Dark Chocolatte Peanut Butter..which reminds me! Back on to the them of death.  The Peter Pan Yummy Peanut Butter.  I didn't realize that I had one of the jars of peanut butter, with the 411 number, until Foreign Nick told me the number.  I  ate it anyway.  I live life on the edge, bitch.  I like daaanjuh! Hahha..Gah..it's back to death, again..because I was about to type 'I'm born to be wild.'  That reminded me of the song that I want played at my funeral.."Born to Be Wild." It fits perfectly.  So, remember that, when you go before me.  Who am I kidding?! I can't fool you.  We both know that I will never die.  Though, as I was just sitting here, typing that, I felt a brush of wind upon my arm..it's ghosts, and I'm about to be murdered.

I went to Nashville, for the first time, a week ago.  I didn't want to come back to this hell hole of a city, aka..Atlanta.  Some random strangers, were fortunate enough to be graced in the prescence of Jessie and me.  Back up..I just typed 'random strangers,' as if any stranger wasn't random.  Dumb ass.  I love you, Shawn.  Anytatas, I want to move to Nashville.  We were surrounded by music at every moment, and not just in my head.  People were friendly, the clouds were pretty, fields were green, and I was away from you.  I could live out Shawn of thee Mountains.

Shit.  I'm seeing things, again.

I always think I'm dying..but I'm sheriously an optimistic person.  I'm just a hypocondriac.  My heart was dying, for a while there.  I think it's running at it's full capability, now, though..for the time being.  As long as the mountains make me a home, somewhere in the tranquility of it's lands.

I think I'm going to take up acting.  I'm going to take in the face.  Ha.  No.  I think I'll be appreciated in the porn industry.

Ohhh..almost forgot.  I'm going to die in about 5 and a half years.  All the great ones, excluding Kurt Cobain, have died at the age of 27..Janis Joplin, Jim Morisson, Jimi Hendrix, and now Shawn Williams.  If there's anything that you'd like to say to me before my time of death, like the fact that you're in love with me, you better do it, now.  That way, we can do it..when I'm dead.  Jeffrey Damer style.

Currently listening : Alright, Still By Lily Allen

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Quiz/Survey

The most personal Quiz, ever.



1. Who were you with sat. night?
Vodka, a Blue Bird, A Cheecher, and an Indian.

2. What woke you up this morning?
I Stayed Up Until This Morning, Writing My Obituary, and then, Fell Asleep, and Woke Up Later This Morning, From My Alarm.

3. Where are you?
At Work, Being Rudely Interrupted By Rappers.

4. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Depends On If I Take Uppers or Downers

5. Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
No One Loveths.

6. When's the last time you cried?
Shhhhh.

7. What were you doing at 10 last night?
Writing My Obituary.

10. What were you doing at midnight?
Wondering If I Was Seeing Things.

__The PAST round__
11. Ever thrown up in public?
No. I Only Do That In Kroger.

12. Ever thrown up from a rollar coaster or an amusement park?
I Don't Eat Those Things.

13. What's on your mind RIGHT NOW?
You Were Always..

__The FUTURE round__
14. Would you take a bullet for anyone?
Sure. Put It In My Hand. I'll Keep It Safely In My Pocket, and Away From Guns.

15. Where would you like to live?
The Mountains.

16. What kind of home would you like?
Log Cabin, or Plantation Home.

17. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I'm Beyond Grown Up.

18. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
69 Feet Underground.

19. Who are you going to marry?
Shawn.


__The MYSPACE round__
20. Who is your number one?
O. Jessaaaay.

21. Who is your number two?
Organic X..My Church.

22. What is the longest you have gone without checking your myspace?
I Put X's.

23. Who was the last person that left you a comment?
My Slutty Sister.

24. Are you friends with this person?
She Pays Me to Be.

25. How often do you log in to myspace?
I Don't Know How to Chop Logs..Yet.

26. Favorite thing to do in the car?
It.

27. Do you like candy necklaces?
Yes. They Are Nutritious.

28. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?
In a Couple of Hours.

29. Do you listen to music every day?
I'm Listening to It, Even When There Is No Radio Around.

30. Do you still go trick or treating?
I Don't Like Other Prostitutes.

31. What was the last thing you ate?:
Kashi Hott Cereal.

32. Are you a fast typer?:
I Like It Slow.

33. Is it the weekend?
The Week Never Ends.

34. What are you doing tonight?
My Bed.

35. Whats your favorite soda?:
I Don't Drink That Stuff.

36. Ever moved?
Spinning Around In the Chair, Right Now.

38. Favorite sport to watch?
Yoga.

39. What do you want to do right now?
Leave.

40. Are you listening to music right now?
Hearing. Thanks For Mentioning..Turned It Off.

41. Do you like summer break or Christmas break better?
I Just Want a Break.

42. Last movie you saw?
The Porn I Made.

44. Best place to eat?
I Don't Do That.

45. What time is it?
10:19 am. Army Time.

46. Do you use EBay to buy or sell?
I Prefer to Sit On the Dock of thE Bay.

47. What is your pet peeve?
I Have Yet to Name My Breasticles.

48. What song makes you cry?
I Don't Have Feelings.

49. What song makes you happy?
Happy Days.

50. What do you like to listen to before you go to bed?
The People In My Head.

51. What's your dream?
I Don't, Usually, Remember Those. At Least, I Try Not to. They Usually Depress Me.

52. What does Your CD player have in it right now?
Dust.

53. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
Turquoise.

54. What makes you happy?
My Uncle's Porn.


1. A is for age: Wrinkles.

2. B is for beer of choice: 100% Alcohol.

3. C is for career right now: Slutting On the Corner.

4. D is for your dog's name? Everyone Beneath Me..But Not In That Kind of Beneath..Dirrty.

5. E is for essential item you use everyday: People.

6. F is for favorite TV show at the moment: Barney.

7. G is for favorite game: Suck and Blow.

8. H is for Home town: Homer.

9. I is for instruments you play: Knives.

10. J is for favorite juice: Gin.

11. K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: I'm Not a Kicker..I'm a Grabber.

12. L is for last place you ate: Colorado.

13. M is for marriage: yes it is!..(Leaving January's Answer..That Was Just Funny.)

14. N is for your name: That Song!

15. O is for overnight hospital stays: Prostitutes.

16. P is for people you were with today: Everyone Is On the Otherside of the Line Than Me.

17. Q is for quote: $69.99 a Month.

18. R is for Biggest Regret: Is That Another Name For 'Penis?'

19. S is for status: Static.

20. T is for time you woke up today: 2pm.

21. U is for underwear you have on now: Unicorns.

22. V is for vegetable you love: I Don't Like Those. Though, In First Grade, I Was In a Play, and I Played a 'Carrot.'

23. W is for worst habit: I'm Perfect.

24. X is for x-rays you've had: I've Never Dated Anyone Named 'Ray.' Did Have a Stalker Named 'Ray,' Though.

25. Y is for yummy food you ate today: Water.

26. Z is for the zodiac sign: Scorpio. I'll Sting You, and Then, I Departure, and Die.

8. Last cigarette: Rufus Wainwright and Coffee.

7. Last beverage: Who Says 'Beverage,' Anymore?

6. Last phone call: Booty.

5. Last text message: JessBear

4. Last cd played? Hellllugh!?..It's Called 'Itunes.'

3. last BUBBLE bath: Those Bubble Bottles Are Too Small to Lather In.

2. Last time you cried: Wasn't This Already Asked?!! Repetitive!! Repetitive!!

1. Last meal: Last Supper.



HAVE YOU EVER::

7. Have you ever dated someone twice? That's Outdated.

6. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yeah..I Think My Grandmaw Cheated In a Game of 'Go Fish.'

4. Have you ever fallen in love?: It Hurt When I Hit the Ground.

3. Have you ever lost someone? In the Jungle.

2. Have you ever been depressed?: I've Been Pressed..and Touched.

1. Have you ever had a heartbreak?: I've Had a Gobstopper.



list FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything to??
Blank.



SINCE THE START OF 2007

Made a new friend: Yes..Out of Pinestraw, Rocks, Licorice, and Potatoes.

Fallen out of love: I Use My Seatbelt.

Laughed until you cried?: My Eyes Are Dried Up.

Went behind your parents back? ..and Put Ice Down Their Backs.

Met someone who changed your life: Totally Different Style.

Gotten close to someone: Yes, and Touched Them.




WHAT DO YOU THINK OF..

1. Bush?: I Like One or Two of Their Songs.

2. Gay marriage?: Most Marriages Are Sad, and Not Happy.

3. Lowering the drinking age?: I Can See It, Fine, Where It's At.



ABOUT YOU:

4. Straight, Gay, Bi?: Caucasian, French, Cajun, Irish, and Puerto Rican.

5. Who is the best hugger that you know?: The Trees.

6. Do you believe in love at first sight? Kylie Minogue Does.

7. Is there something you want to tell someone? I Don't Know Who Someone Is.

8. What kinda shirt are you wearing?: I'm Naked.

9. How many kids do you want to have?: 10.

10. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? I Don't Believe In Incest, But If That's What You're Into, Then, By Golly, Go For It!

11. Do you want to change your name? 'Misty Touloose,' Is My Stage Name.

12. What did you do on your last birthday? Got Married, Wasted, Carried, and Passed Out.

13. ???....I Like X's.

14. What were you doing at midnight last night?: Are You Freakin' Serious?!?!?!..Memory Lapse. You Already

15. Name something you CANNOT wait to do? Move.

17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
Helluuhhh?!..Perfection!

18. Which finger do you like best? The One That Is Painted, and Flies.

19. What are you listening to right now?: Dumb My Chemical Romance Is Playing "Welcome to the Black Parade." They Like to Parade Around In Midtown, In Skirts.

20. Have you ever donated money to a good cause?:
My Bank Account.

21. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?:
What's Up With All the 'Behind Back' Questions?..Style of the Dog.

22. What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone?: That's How Germs Spread.

23. Who's getting on your nerves right now?: The Damn Phone.

24. Most visited webpage? www.kaneva.com/shawn

25. Coke or Pepsi?: Cocaine.

26. Do you have a crush?: What Kind of Toy Is That?

27. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? By Dark Chocolatte.

28. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? My Opinion Matters. So, Everything Is Perfect, and I Don't Have to Disagree, Since Everything Goes My Way.

29. Do you think there's some people out there that should gain? Does That Mean Die??

30. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends? They Enjoy That I Speak to Them.

Currently listening : Against the Night By Jason Webley

Current mood: blank
Category: Life

(Uh, what happened to questions 1-6?) Anyways, here we go..


7. have you ever dated someone twice? Only My Uncle.

6. have you ever been cheated on? I Think My Grandmaw Always Use to Cheat When We Played Go Fish.

5. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? I Don't Regret Things.

4. have you ever fallen in love? Where Is That River Located?

3. have you ever lost someone? We Use to Lose My Liul Brother A Lot.  He Would Hide From Us..I Don't Blame Him.

2. have you ever been depressed? I Dont Have Any Buttons.

1. have you ever had a heartbreak? I'm Not a Doctor.



SIX things you did in the last three days

6. Went to school: That Stuff Makes Me Sick.

5. Went to work: Yes.  I Widened My Variety This Week, and Went to Several Different Corners.

4. Colored: Is That a Discrimitive Question?

3. Got drunk: That Sounds So Redneck.

2. Had sex: Frack All the Time.

1. Hurt yourself: In Honor of Trent and Johnny

List FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything.
1. I
2.  Don't
3.  Know
4.  Anyone
5.  Pretty


THIS YEAR...

Fallen out of love
Yep..Have Ran Out..Need to Go to the Store.

Laughed until you cried.
I Don't Cry.

Met someone who changed your life
How About Someone Who Has Ended My Life?

Found out who your true friends were?
True or False Is For Kids.


WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

1.Dating an ex-boy/girlfriends friend?
         More the Merrier.

2. Gay marriage?
        Better Than a Sad Marriage.

3. Favorite sport?
            Pilates.

4. What color is your bedspread?
                Come Over, and I'll Show Ya.

5. Who is the best hugger that you know?
              Tree

6. Do you believe in love at first sight?
                What If I Were Blind?

7. Is there something you want to tell someone?
                  I Don't Talk to People



*Where's 8-10?*

11. How many kids do you want to have?
                 Have For What Purposes?

12. Do you have a good relationship with your parent (s)?
               Incest Isn't My Thing.

13. Do you wanna change your name?
                I Don't Know What It's Wearing, at the Moment.

14. What did you do for your last birthday?
                      What Did I Not Do?

15. What time did you wake up today?
                  Still Asleep.

16. What were you doing at midnight last night?
                        You Fell Asleep On Me.

18. Last time you saw your dad?
                1893

19. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?
                         I'm Perfect.

20. Which hand do you like better?
                 Hhahhah..That Question Is Silly.

21.What are you listening to right now?
                        Hearing..John Mayer "Your Body Is A Wonderland"..Listening to "The Voices In My Head"

23. Have you ever donated money to a good cause?
                  A Probable Shawn

24. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back?
               Only the Hairy or Sexxy Backs.

26. Who's getting on your nerves right now?
             I Don't Believe That's, Physically, Possible..But the Way Technology Is Going..You Never Know..Down the Road.

27. Most visited website?
           www.shawnporn.com

29.Coke or Pepsi?
             Cocaine.

30. Do you have a crush?
                   Is That a Gadget of Some Sort?

31. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world?
               I've Only Visited That Place Once.  It Smelt.

32. Do you think there's some models/people out there?
            And I Thought I Was Confusing.

33. Do you enjoy your friendship with your friends?
                   I've Never Been On a Cruise.

If you answered honestly to all these, repost as:

-NO LYING SURVEY-

Currently listening : Twentythree By Tristan Prettyman

 
Current mood: bored
Category: In Arizona Dreams and the Supernatural

1. Name one person who made you smile today?
         The person staring back at me in my mirror.

2. What were you doing at 8 o'clock this morning?
         The question is..'who was I doing?'

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
         Watching 30minute Abs

4. Is there anyone you know that is just like you?
             Yes.  All 8 of Us Live Together, at Inn Head.

5. What is the last thing you said aloud?
             'Ohhhhhhhhhh.  That Felt, Frackin' Good."

6. How often do you wash clothes?
                I Have People to Do That For Me.

7. What is in your car CD player?
               My Stash.

8. Who was the last person you messaged on MySpace?
               Someone I Saw a Video of.  I Had to Pay, but It Was Worth the EXCITING Experience.

9. Do you get along with your co-workers?
            We Are Fantastic Actors.  So, Even If One of Doesn't Get Along, It Still Looks Like It During the Filming of Our Work.

10. What song is playing right now?
            Usher "Yea..wWait, No "Caught Up."  I'm Not Listening.  Emphasize On the Just "Playing," Part.

12. What was the weather like today?
                       Not Too Nippley.

13. What is the next holiday you have off?
                    You Spelt 'Half,' Wrong.  Probably, Not til the End of Summer.  That's When They Usually do the Half Offs.  When the Kiddies Are Headed Back to School.  Then, They Have All the Sales, and People Usually Shop For Cheap Clothes, For the Following Summer.

14. Is your team still alive in the football playoffs?
                No.  They All Died of Drug Over-Dose, Hookers, and Grabbing Each Other's Asses..They Thought They Were Gay, and Killed Themselves.

15. What was the last movie you saw?
                     Never Saw 'Saw.'  Made a Movie Like That, Though.  'How to Saw His Penis, and Make It Feel Good, In 10 Days.'

16. What's your favorite gardening tool?
                     The Shovel.  It Comes In Handy, After I Get Rid of the Blood Stains, and Keep Their Clothes.  So That I Can Smell Their Essence, and Be Reminded of My Accomplishment, Years From Now. 

17. Whats on your agenda for tonight?
             Taking Off My Clothes.

18. Have you started getting your taxes ready?
                Oh..I Don't Charge Anyone For Taxes.   I Come In a Packaged Deal. 

19. Do you have kids out of wedlock?
                 When I Do My Taxes.

20. Who knows you the best?
                 God.

22. Do you watch Deal or No Deal?
              I Don't Do Drugs.

23. Who is your favorite superhero?
              Anna Nicole. 

24. Do you know anyone named Jennifer?
             My Slutty Sister.

25. Are you a shopaholic?
           My Thearpist Says Not to Bring That Up, Yet.  I'm Still at the Beginnning of My Recovery Stages.

26. Are you ticklish?
           I Don't Get Ticks.  I'm Not Around Deers, Daily.

27. Are you typically a jealous person?
            Jealoused..People Are Jealous of Me.

28. Name a friend whose name starts with the letter 'K':
           Kitty Keri All

29. Name an object in your room that starts with 'H'?
           Hanus.

30. Who is the first person on your dialed calls list?
             Blue Bird Cafe.  Tweet.  Tweet.

31. What does the last text message you've received say?
                "What Are You Not Wearing?"

32. Do you bite your nails?
              Only When It's Good.

33. Do you have a Valentines gift in mind?
              My Mind Is Filled WIth All Assortments of Flavors and Serums.

34. Whats your favorite show?
              Peep.

35. Who is the crappiest person in your life?
             Anyone Who Eats Prunes.

36. Are you going watch the new season of IDOL?
              I Film Myself, and Idolize, All Night Long, While the Car Is Idle.

37. What is something you say a lot?
            I Don't Speak to Anyone Beneath Me.

38. What will you eat for lunch today?
                 Paper, or Food.  I Can't Decide.

40. How much money do you make?
                   Depends On the Corner.

41. Is a break-up in your near future?
            I Like to Live In the Past.  What's Happened to the Font.

42. What should you be doing right now?
           Taking a Shot.

43. Do you have a nickname?
              Nickel.

44. Do you give advice or seek advice?
                I Don't Give.  Just Receive.

45. Do you know how to ride a sports bike?
              I Can Ride For a Long Time.

46. Who is the sexiest person you know?
              I Still Don't Know Myself, That Well.

47. Is there anyone you like? Who?
             Nope.  I'm  a Hater.

48. When was the last time you did the dishes?
            Is That Code Word For 'Banging?'

49. How is today going for you?
            It's Going West, About 90 Degrees.  Got Lost On the Way, Here and There, Due to Mapquest.

50. What will be your next purchase?
          Hott Sauce.

Currently listening : Geronimo By Shannon McNally

FourChinCookeyAnonymyEnYoreSicallOG..DockTurr..Yes? Can Eye Have ay Bag of Pills Four Mi Hart?.

Leopard speedos are the kinds of skin that sell out on the shelf, daily.  Strippers, hookers, mistresses, drag queens, Britney Spears, little brothers, Britney Spears drag queens, and nuns, are frequent buyers of this piece of ass product, at the local Good Will Bumping store, in Halftown.  Vacci, A short, combed over topay wearing, slender, and angry liul Chainknees man, is the owner of Good Will Bumping.  Back in the motherland of Chainuh, Vacci was shunned by the fellow Meyowers.  He was a chef who decided to cook real chickin, instead of rat, cat, or dog.  Truly abnormal.  The Chaina Culture Poleece, found out, and locked him up in the nail polish smelling hut of a jail.  The jail, built of straw and rice, was blown away one day, by a natural disaster named Jin Nuh Jaymuhsin.  The Chaina Culture Poleece decided to send Vacci to the only place they thought he would still suffer..Uhmaruhcuh.  The Uhmaruhkins thought this to be an opportunity to bargain with the Chaininkneeins.  They would only take Vacci, if Uhmaruhcuh could take back full customy of Mickdonulds.  The deal was made.

The Uhmaruhkins placed Vacci in Halftown, because they have been trying for billions of years, to get rid of all of the Skittles in the area.  There was too much of the same "S's" bumping each other, partying, and parading around during the summer, while the Eminem's were throwing Bibuls at them.  The Uhmaruhkins made a proposition with Vacci, giving him Won year to change Halftown, and they would let him have his on Chickin restaurant, and he would be free to rat the streets.

Chacha was the honcho of thee head, on the streets of Halftown.  She was hard on the eyes, but easy to get into bed.....

TO BE CONTINUED..DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHH

Currently listening : Geronimo By Shannon McNally

Current mood: sleepy
Category: Web, HTML, Tech

Car Road Around With Max to the Local Joint, While Lighting Up a Candle, That Spilt On the Wax Figure.  Figuring It Would Take Too Much Prescious Time to Clean Up, They Decided to Dress It Down.By the Bayou, Where the Bodies Would Blend Right In the Blender That Made Them the Riped Apple They Are.Today, In the News, That Was Old,Same Story of Murder, Fame, Birth, Which Is All the Same of the Story, That Became of What Was to Come, Though, That Subject Was Never to Be Spoken of, It Was Only to Be Done.They Did Do, and That's How I've Become, to Be Brought Before You. You..the Letter, Can't Stand Alone.So, It Must Be Accompanied By the O and Why.  No One Likes to Question.  Therefore, It's All About Me.

Currently listening : Geronimo By Shannon McNally Release date: By 28 June, 2005 Geronimo By Shannon McNally Release date: By 28 June, 2005

3:06 AM

*Slam Your Body Down, and Wind It All Around.

*Why is it, that everytime I'm in a rush, I get held up at the gas station.  All of my damn stories have to deal with the gas station.  It's the big hang out in Loganville.  Their hangout used to be Ingles parking lot.  Anyway, whenever I go inside and have to prepay..say I put in $15.  At $14.02..it starts going even slower.  It's f-ing cold outside, and I'm in a rush.  What happened to the good ole days, when we could trust one another?!

*I vote for horses.  2007..the year the horses returned to the surfaces of dirt roads and bonnets.

*I haven't thought of any New Year's resolutions, yet.  Jamie gave me a little inspiration.."Just let it go."  I think I'll wait, til Decembe