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Member Since: 2/26/2007
Raves: 82

Please excuse the rough language in the following story.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her

mother. "Well" said her mother "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama" she replied "The honeymoon was wonderful.

So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama,

as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible

language - things I'd never heard him say before. I mean,

all these awful 4-letter words. You've got to come take me

home."

"PLEASE MAMA."

"Sarah, Sarah" her mother said "Calm down. You need to

stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me,

what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama" wept the daughter.

"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. COME GET

ME. PLEASE!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.

Tell your mother the horrible 4-letter words."

Sobbing, the bride said "Oh, Mama, he used words like:

Dust, wash, iron, cook."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes" said the mother.


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SandyA - Clarksville,TN

31 months ago

Hey lady how are you guy's doing? Just wanted to stop in and say hi. Love you, Big Big Hug's!!!!!!

MoonsKitty - Clarksville,TN

32 months ago

Gave ya a rave. Saw your comment on Sandy's myspace about this place and had to check it out myself lol. Loving it!

ak_summer_fun - United States

32 months ago

Hey just wanted to say hi!!! I love this! Its really fun. I have a page now.

snazzy - Kingsville,TX

32 months ago

glad to here ya liked the mix...if ya check the info or the header on the main page of the mix you will find an url that you can cut and paste to download the mix...have a good one and big Mahalos!

snazzy - Kingsville,TX

32 months ago

sent a rave your way...i lived on Oahu for 5 years...nice to hear some hawaiian style tunes...peace...snazzy

9mmbooks - Cotati,CA

32 months ago

Hey lancell... I thought we were hacked this morning hehe... Glad to see someone else is watching. Raved ya Requested friends. Stop by my gallery Art Studio.

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33 months ago

raved yaa! please do the same :]

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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33 months ago

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