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	My Title:		alohas....my brain has been snail mailed to hawaii not sure how long till it returns



	About me:		alohas im from hawaii .... now im freezing my lil okole off..



	Hobbies:		LOVE UO & paint shop pro



	Favorite Movies:		interveiw with a vampire what dreams may come matrix



	Favorite Shows:		CSI ....... L&O



	Favorite Music:		hawaiian ... techno ... dance



	Favorite Sports:		REDSKINS



	Favorite Games:		UO UO UO and more UO



	Favorite Books:		anne rice



	Favorite Artists:		Jonathon Earl Bowser Nene Thomas



	Favorite Cars:		Classics



	Role Model(s):		my mom



	Favorite Quotes:		when the world seems upside down ----- stand on your head (not one of our kids but she does have the quote right)



	Relationship:		Married



	Orientation:		Straight



	Religion:		Christian (Other)



	Ethnicity:		White



	Children:		I am a parent



	Education:		Some college



	Income:		0

Blogs

Feb 28, 2007
Joke from my landlady

Please excuse the rough language in the following story.

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.

When they got back, the bride immediately called her

mother. "Well" said her mother "How was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama" she replied "The honeymoon was wonderful.

So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama,

as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible

language - things I'd never heard him say before. I mean,

all these awful 4-letter words. You've got to come take me

home."

"PLEASE MAMA."

"Sarah, Sarah" her mother said "Calm down. You need to

stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me,

what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, mama" wept the daughter.

"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. COME GET

ME. PLEASE!"

"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.

Tell your mother the horrible 4-letter words."

Sobbing, the bride said "Oh, Mama, he used words like:

Dust, wash, iron, cook."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes" said the mother.


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