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May 24, 2007
you and your coffee

From:erieduck Date:May-23-07 08:12 PM Subject:coffee house Here's the link: http://www.kaneva.com/channel/TheCoffeeHouse.channel Personal message: this is for a fellow coffee drinker and I thought you might blog it at the coffeehouse. How many are you?...lol... Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend." - You can type sixty words per minute ... with your feet. - You can jump-start your car without cables. - Cocaine is a downer. - You don't need a hammer to pound nails. - Your only source of nutrition comes from "Sweet & Low." - You don't sweat, you percolate. - You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel. - You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. - You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. - You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in. - You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. - Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down. - You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers. - People get dizzy just watching you. - You've worn the finish off your coffee table. - The Taster's Choice couple wants to adopt you. - Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house. - Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp. - Instant coffee takes too long. - When someone says. "How are you?", you say, "Good to the last drop." - You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can. - Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. - You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer. - You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug. - You can thread a sewing machine, while it's running. - You can outlast the Energizer bunny. - You short out motion detectors. - You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. - Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale. - You think being called a "drip" is a compliment. - You don't tan, you roast. - You can't even remember your second cup. - You help your dog chase its tail.


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Mar 23, 2007
Online Books

These are what I found for online books so if we want to do a group read...check out and let me know what ya think...

http://onlinebooks.library.upenn.edu/


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Mar 23, 2007
Coffee I didn't forget....

This would be my top recommendation for coffee.....

http://www.gevalia.com/Gevalia/


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Mar 23, 2007
Romance

This section is for us hopeless romantics.....

http://www.fernmichaels.com/

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/l/johanna-lindsey/


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Mar 23, 2007
Younger readers

I wanted to put in a section for parents of young readers or for young readers themselves....So here or some links to sites that feature authors of young adult and teen books and even a few for younger childern...enjoy!!

http://www.eoincolfer.com/home.htm

http://www.terrypratchettbooks.com/

http://www.anthonyhorowitz.com/

http://www.tamora-pierce.com/

http://www.corneliafunkefans.com/

http://www.judyblume.com/menu-main.html

http://www.rlstine.com/home.php

http://www.seussville.com/


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Mar 10, 2007
Author tidbits

James Patterson: New Releases for March 2007, Cross; Honeymoon; Step on a Crack; Judge and Jury

April 2007, 1st:Maximum Ride:School's Out Forever(paperback)

17th: The 5th Horseman

May 2007, 1st: The 6th Target

May 22nd: Maximum Ride:Saving the World and Extreme Sports

Dean Koontz: Re-Released: Darkfall; The Taking is scheduled to become a T.V. movie.

Stephen King: 3-7-07 Marvel's Dark Tower Series The Gunslinger Born #2(#1 already released)

The Secretary of Dreams

The Mist: currently being filmed for release in movie theaters in Nov. of 2007

The Dark Tower Series set to be published as a comic book series

Ann Rice: New Release; Christ The Lord: Out of Egypt

LESTAT; has been made into a musical

J.R. Ward: New Release; Lover Revealed

Dennis LaHane: authored Mystic River which was turned into a movie and The Wire which was turned into a

t.v. series.


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Mar 8, 2007
Web Sites

http://www.jamespatterson.com/index.html
http://www.deankoontz.com/

http://www.stephenking.com/

http://www.annerice.com/

http://www.jrward.com/

http://www.dailyinquisitor.com/hunter/intro.htm

http://www.dennislehanebooks.com/

http://www.tor.com/jordan/

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/p/christopher-paolini/

http://www.margaretweis.com/

http://www.trhickman.com/

http://www.jkrowling.com/

http://www.garthnix.co.uk/index.tao?PageId=home

http://www.tor.com/jordan/bio.html

http://www.danbrown.com/

http://www.laurellkhamilton.org/

http://www.noraroberts.com/

http://www.philip-pullman.com/

http://www.annemccaffrey.net/index.php?page_id=30

http://www.georgerrmartin.com/


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Jan 16, 2007
Welcome!!

Welcome to The Coffee House. This is a place for coffeeholics and bookworms to meet, share information, and just have fun. Feel free to recommend coffees and books. Make sure when you recommend that you give brief descriptions. Rate and review books, the same with coffee(I prefer flavored myself). So grab your book(s), come on in, grab a cup of coffee, pull up a comfy chair and lets have fun....


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