I've been noticing more and more people's obsession with stuff. Now don't get me wrong, I'd push my elderly mother in front of a speeding bus to save my computer for instance. But what about clothing? The dorms at my college (oh, I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to say dorm, I meant "residential housing") have wash rooms with six washers and dryers. Now listen carefully people: you need to ask yourself how many loads of laundry you do, and this question has two flavors: 1) how many clothes do you use in a week and 2) how many loads does your separated laundry make up?

My school has a high percentage of girls, and they have a lot of clothes....a LOT of clothes. Whenever I go to do laundry, I often have to wait because some broad separated her laundry into 4 loads. So what's my point? Lesson 1: If you mix your colors with some whites, NOTHING HAPPENS. I've been doing this since the beginning, and my whites have NEVER gotten ruined. If you have new clothes or have an abnormal amount of white clothes, that's a different story, but putting in socks with colored shirts isn't a big deal. Same thing with underwear, they don't need their own load. Lesson 2: You can wear your clothes more than once in the same week without washing them! Yes, you heard me right. "How dare he", you say? Because clothes don't get dirty easily. Again there are exceptions such as clothes you worked out in or something, but you guys know what I'm talking about.

There are other things I can complain about too in laundry rooms like taking out someone else's laundry .004 seconds after the washer turns off and setting the dryer on 105 minutes, but that's for a different day. Comments, anyone?