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» Quiz: What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!
What South Park Character Are You? !PICTURES!
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Find out which popular South Park character you are the most nsync with.
1.) Which of the following places is your dream to live in?
Under a big beautiful rainbow!
In the sewers below my favorite town.
In a cold broken down shack.
In a normal house just like any normal person.
In an apartment with my best buddy as a roomy!
In a fun, animal filled circus.
With your mom for the rest of you life.
In the playboy mansion baby!
In a studio with a coffee shop nearby.
2.) A rich kid you have never met in your life is laying on the street severly beat but with nothing stolen. What do you do?
Keep walking it could be a trap and danger scares me.
Take everything he has and kick him in the nuts if he trys to yell for help.
Freak out and run away as fast as you can!
Tell him everything will be okay and touch his privates.
Tell him to wait there while you go and find help.
Sing songs to make him happy and joyful!
Help him up and bring him home to bandage his wounds.
Throw him in your car, take him to the hospital, and be on your way.
Stop, stare at his beaten body with curious eyes, then turn around and walk away.
3.) What is your favorite thing to put in your tummy?
Cheesey Puffs baby!
COFFEE!
Anything at all...
A nice big steak.
Sewage, it does the body good.
Men, I just wanna eat em up!
Whatever my parents cook.
I'm not too picky, a sandwich is fine.
I don't really care, I have better things to do than eat.
4.) Your mom just explained to you where babies come from. What do you say to her?
Thanks for telling me, now I finally know how it really happens.
......
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
I wish men could have babies to...
That reminds me of this one time when I was with these japanese twins...
I pray to god that I never hear those words come out of your mouth again.
Shut the fuck up!... Liar.
I already knew that mom...
I don't really care, let's just all hug!
5.) Whats your favorite color?
Brown
Orange
Red
Green
Blue
Yellow
Pink
Black
White
6.) Some random hot girl just showed you her tits and ran off. What do you do?
Stand there stunned with wide eyes and a dropped jaw.
Scream and run the opposite way!
Start writing a song about what just happened.
Yawn and do nothing, they're just tits, whatever.
Catch her and sweet talk her until she gets into bed with you.
Go home and masterbate for 3 hours!
Go tell your friends what happened and hope they believe you.
Go tell your mom what happened, you feel violated!
Yell perversions at the girl while she runs away.
7.) What do you look for in a girl/guy?
A big hard dick.
Trust and a faithful relationship.
Ewwwwwwwwwwww girls/boys!
She/he has gotta have energy, and lots of it.
She/he has to have a hot body and let me fool around!
Brains, she has to know her shit, otherwise shes worthless.
She/he has to have money, you know, someone like Paris Hilton.
I want a cook, that means more food, less work.
I don't have high standards, any average joe is good in my book.
8.) Which one of these characteristics can you best relate to?
Mean and Bossy
Naive and Shy
Loud and Annoying
Jolly and Happy
Smart and Clever
Kind and Innocent
Funny and Daring
Horny and Playful
Manly and Smooth
9.) What is the moon?
A big bent-over ass!
A big piece of cheese.
A new world with many new oppurtunities!
I planet in our solar system.
Ahhhh! I don't freakin know?!
What is a moon?
Something that can get you layed when it full!
The moon... well the moon is the sun, but at night?
I dunno, ask someone else.
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Jan 21, 2007
THE SIMPSON sayings
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"The strong must protect the sweet"
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"Your lives are in the hands of men no smarter than you or I, many of them incompetent boobs. I know this because I worked alongside them, gone bowling with them, watched them pass me over for promotions time and again. And I say... This stinks!"
"D'oh!!!"
"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"God bless those pagans."
"I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!"
"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"Mmmm, free goo."
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!" (looking at Uruguay on the globe).
"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers!"
"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never mind!"
"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!"
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Jan 20, 2007
Yo Mama
YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Sea World to get babtised -she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth -her favorite dress is a tent -she left home with highheels and came back with flip-flops -she has to iron her pants on the driveway -she needs a building permit for her girdle -she needs a hula-hoop for a belly button ear ring -she puts on tampons with a bazooka -she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller -she had to get her ears pierced with a harpoon -she sat on a rainbow and and Skittles came out -she sat on a quarter and got 2 dimes and a nickel -she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar -when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came out of George Washington's nose -the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs
Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. -
Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more.
- Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded. -
Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine...five cents a blow.
- Yo mama's like Chinese food...sweet, sour, and cheap. - Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
- Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.
- Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
- Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
- Yo mama's like a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
- Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
- Yo mama's like a street lamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
- Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
- Yo mama's like a 747, she has a very large cockpit.
- Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
- Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
- Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.
- Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
- Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
- Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
- Yo mama's like a bowling ball, you can fit three fingers in.
- Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
- Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit. -
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