(Just so you know, a Narutard is someone is seriously obsessed with Naruto, such as myself, and I highly suggest you not read this if you are not a fan...)
You know You're a Narutard When...
-You consider the possibility of treating your children like shit and giving them a hellish childhood so they grow up to be the most
powerful beings on earth
-Someone throws a gang sign at school and you try to concentrate and figure out what 'jutsu' he's trying to do
-You are unimpressed with your dog's inability to turn red and become ferocious when you feed him a big red gumball(Akamaru)
-After hours of throwing sharp objects at trees to improve your aim with shurikens, your parents call you in to have a 'talk'
-After vomiting up that tenth bowl of ramen you forced yourself to eat in order to imitate your favorite hero, your parents search your
room in the hope of finding drugs to no avail
-You are attracted to pedophiles
-You close your eyes, and then open them up again, only to realise that you dont have the Byakugan or Sharingan
-You start to practice hand seals in front of your mirror
-You find yourself trying to talk to your "inner demon"
-You run up to a complete stranger dressed as a Naruto character and glomp him while squealing madly
-You find yourself running with your arms stretched behind your back
-You start naming inanimate objects after characters from the show
-You start naming your pets after characters from the show
-You find you want to tattoo a spiral on your belly
-You believe that you too can jump off a high roof and still survive
-You find yourself practicing hand seals
-You make whooshing noises with your mouth when making sudden movements
-You sprain you ankle trying to jump from one tree branch to another stealthily
-You realize that threatening yourself with 1000 extra lunges will never motivate you to be able to do 500 pushups.
-Have ever hooked up with a girl because you had a captivating conversation about Naruto plot predictions (But then, what does that
say about her?)
-You have to try out killing your best-friend before you believe the Mangankyou Sharingan isn't real
-You injure your friend accidently while trying to throw two kitchen knives at eachother so that they collide in mid-air
-You find yourself beign laughed at because your fashion sense seems to be emulating the current style in the ninja academy
-You fall on your bum cause you tried to do a Konoha Senpu
-You do nothing but complain about how much filler episodes suck but still watch every one
-You actually make Naruto fighting sounds when sparring with your classmates
-You use the paint application in your computer to draw a konoha headband onto your picture
-You pretend to have the sharingan eye and use it for immitating an opponent's movements just to annoy him/her
-Actually try to bind people with your shadow
-Bite your finger and try to summon a giant toad
-Think your gonna get chakra control at the next P.E. class
-Torture yourself to see what level of pain you can handle
-You start running around screaming 'Believe It!'
-You've happily spent $50 on the Naruto magna/anime volumes 1-7 buying them all at once while all your parents could do was o_O
-In health/biology class when you are asked to give a presentation on the human body you precede to talk about Chakra and the
Chakra Gates
-You find out the hard way that yelling 'Rasengan!' doesn't work in schoolyard fights
-You put a Naruto headband on your dog/pet
-You wear the official headbands from Hot Topic to school
-Call your semester examine a chuunin exam
-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter
-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori!" as you pass out
-Spend most of your internet time googling Naruto
-Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura
-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu
-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family/Gaara's past/Naruto's past/Hokage death/other dramatic parts
-Can spout out a random character quote on command
-You fight with your friends about being a bigger Narutard
-You watch the 9:00 reruns even though you've seen them 5 times already
-When Yo mama likes Naruto!
-You try to run up a tree by making your self look constipated when your "charging your chakra" to your feet
-You wear your headband to a funeral
-You brag about it
-You fall in love with AKFG after listening to the theme song Haruka Kanata
-You start humming the theme songs at dramatic parts of your life
-You read this and say "Hey thats what I do, Believe it!"
-You take the time to read this
-You repost this/pass it on
Note to the reader, I don't take credit for these, just one or two...