The new OLD PEOPLE Community
Did you know that Ronald Regan was the oldest elected President of the USA?
Old People are Funny, everyone loves to make fun of old people, especially old people.
THIS IS HOW SENIORS SURVIVE.
We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" My wife asked, incredulously.
"YES!!"
"I'll take the special."
"How do you want your eggs?"
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS.. WE'VE BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME!!