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Malaprops and other thought-provoking quips.

"...too many chefs and too few Indians." -- 5/09
"It doesn't hurt to have something you don't need' -- 4/09
"It's done in my mind" -- 2/09
"You've got what you've got." --3/08
"I thought about this all day yesterday, last night" -- 2/08
"It's like woodwork: you fix one problem, you get another one." -- 7/07
"put a monkey in the wrench" -- 7/07
"When you tell them three weeks, they think it's three weeks." -- 7/07
"There will be no more changes, unless there are changes." -- 7/07
"Appearances are reality in a virtual world" -- 6/07
"It's always best to test on a live system." -- 4/07
"Users don't really know what they want." -- 5/07
"I hate to put on my shoe box." -- 12/06
"They're solving on that" -- 11/06
"It's like finding hay in a haystack." -- 11/06
"...super current version of the code." -- 11/06
"Muppets make everything better." -- 11/06
"They were down all day yesterday intermittently." -- 10/06
"For the past 20 years, I've always been somewhere." -- 10/06
"If everyone would pay attention, we wouldn't need meetings." -- 10/06
"I can't put my pulse on it" -- ?
"The shoe is on the other leg" -- ?
"It's like opening the box of Pandora" -- ?
"It's like the blind talking to the blind" -- ?
"There are no two things about it" -- ?
"Don't break the glass on me" -- 8/06
"That's the way we roll" -- ?
"I want to ask this through you before it made any sense" -- 6/06
"exactly similar" -- 6/06
"exactly identical" -- 10/06
"We'll eat our own bug food" -- 6/06
"Nobody does QA anymore" -- ?
"It's not a bug unless someone finds it" -- ?
"You can be the castle of your own king" -- 8/06
"It'll work like we have today" -- 8/06
"I can point that finger" -- 9/06
"It's like comparing apples to .... something else." -- ?
"That was a good drill run for us." -- 9/06
"There's a whole bunch of words that don't exists." -- 9/06
"...but it was dry poop" -- 10/06
"Check the logs." -- ?
"If you don't ping, you don't auth." --
"...just in time specifications" (for development) -- 10/06
"we saw a pimento [palamino] horse" -- ?
"here's my Casablanca [Carte Blanc] card" -- ?

This is intended to just be a bit of fun. No offense is intended.

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