Ed was in trouble. He forgot his anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him, " Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window. There was a small box gift wrapped in the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran to the driveway. She opened the box and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

 

Funeral sevices for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.