7 wise men with knowledge so fine
created a pussy to thier design
1st was a butcher smart with wit
using a knife and gave it a slit
2nd was a carpenter strong and bold
with a hammer a chisel he gave it a hole
3rd was a tailor tall and thin
by using red velvet he lined it within
4th was a hunter short and stout
with a piece of fox fur he lined it throughout
5th was a fisherman nasty as hell
threw in a fish and gave it a smell
6th was a preacher whose name was Mcgee
touched it and blessed it
and said it could pee
Last came a sailor dirty old runt
he sucked it and fucked it
and called it a cunt